| mo money mo problems |
[19 Jun 2005|11:35pm] |
three cheers for self-respect
hip hip HOORAY etcetera
(camp in less than a week??!!)
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[01 Apr 2005|11:51pm] |
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well it's april fools day and guess who left her whoopee cushion at home
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| i am so old sometimes |
[08 Mar 2005|10:54pm] |
SATs saturday!! i am officially old and it is scary
also, i've been thinking a lot about this summer and i have no idea what i am doing; if anyone has any good jobs/ internships/ wants to give me $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$, that'd be really great. i can always depend on ye olde el jai for important decisions
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[19 Jan 2005|06:51pm] |
i wish that i was studying right now
or that today wasnt so bad
azuma has the best sushi in ridgewood
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[31 Dec 2004|03:59pm] |
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it is the last day of 2004
i am coughing and snotting so i am taking medicine
i am also eating jelly doughnuts, but i am being careful so i dont get jelly everywhere -- jelly doughnuts are hazardous when they explode because they stain
i am also trying to write my paper concerning the Balkan Conflict and how it led to World War 1; any insight is certainly welcome
well, i am certainly taking myself quite seriously in this entry and sounding awfully PROFOUND
perhaps i will delete it, perhaps not
it was fun to write, though, because i have a new flat keyboard and i enjoy typing on it
2004 was a good year.
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| i wish i could text marna... |
[19 Dec 2004|02:34am] |
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i decided that i hate reading old el jai entries because they make me feel like a t001
el fin. (de la semana!) <--- i will regret saying that in approx. 3 months. actually i kind of regret saying that right now
ps- if i got a dollar for every time i saw "all i want for christmas is you" on someone's profile, i'd be a very rich girl</p>
pps- taking the plunge is harder than i thought; it's highly overrated and quite agitating at times
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| rhs i sing thee songs of praise |
[30 Nov 2004|07:43pm] |
the martin luther king club has decided to enlighten the rest of the school with signs that say
"AIDS...its kind of a problem"
way to make a declarative statement about a world issue mlk club, seriously way to go!
ps- our halls smell like discharge meets chicken soup
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| so I'm changing dressers and |
[10 Nov 2004|06:59pm] |
i made a few starling discoveries when cleaning out my drawers:
1. i have subconsiously given most of my underwear nicknames and a large number of pairs can be originally traced to katrina marcoux's ownership
2. i offically have four pairs of 'lucky socks' (and a fifth lonesome one, which i sewed a heart in, so it wasnt too lonely)
3. my mom attempted to throw out the condoms i got at death cab, but she failed because i am saving them for chris walla and all of the unicorns
4. i hate cold weather
also, can someone teach me how to post pictures please?
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| thine life |
[01 Nov 2004|05:54pm] |
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so other than the fact that i looked like a HUGE vag-eater, today = awesome because:
1. i tried and liked quiznos
2. I FUCKING DROVE YOU FUCKING MOTHERFUCKERS!! twas amazing, life is very good though no one is safe from my metal wrath
new booster for the npc booklet:
dear rachel, sorry grandpa can't watch you up on that stage but he doesnt feel any more pain and is in a better place now, break a leg! -grandma ronny and grandpa frank (RIP)
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| middle school <3 |
[28 Oct 2004|12:24am] |
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to quote mandy moore, ive got a crush
and you cant even comment and find out who!
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| guacomole mmmhmmm |
[26 Oct 2004|06:15pm] |
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i feel absolutely no remorse in saying that i happen to be very happy right now.
also, no guilt in openly threatening those who threaten my pending love affair with chris walla (except sammi, who kind of has dibs as well).
i:'l,i-ke/ pu*n`c{tua?t()i0!n. periods for pretention.
happy fall ya'll
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| NEWZFLACHE |
[16 Oct 2004|06:22pm] |
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sorry world, but maroon 5 is not, i repeat, NOT in any respect, good at all
you can stand in the pouring rain all you want honey, youre not going to be loved
YOU WILL GET THE CLAP YOU PROSTITUTE
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| the end of something magnificent |
[13 Sep 2004|04:18pm] |
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so theres some bad news
i lost the messiah today. i dont know what happened, i was feeding him/her (it could have been a girl) with all the proper nutrients and everything. there goes that whole being the next mary thing with the perk of being worshipped
wear some black tommorrow and mourn with me...i am planning on my black mary is my homegirl shirt
there is good news as well- a new vocab word for ya'll to learn (in the style of lauren, who is also posting vocab although hers might actually be of some merit)
BONK- used in lieu of 'fuck'
ie- I was uber jealous of the woman on VH1 when I found out she BONKed Jim Morrison.
the end
ps- my grandparents told me that if all else failed i could work at hooters.
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| these are the most profound lyrics ever |
[06 Sep 2004|08:01pm] |
this just about sums up my summer
i am going to miss it...
LFO LYRICS
"Summer Girls"
Yeah...I like it when the girls stop by.. In the summer
Do you remember, Do you remember?
...when we met..That summer??
[Chorus]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer
[Verse 1]
Hip Hop Marmalade spic And span,
Met you one summer and it all began
Your the best girl that I ever did see,
The great Larry Bird Jersey 33
When you take a sip you buzz like a hornet
Billy Shakespere wrote a whole bunch of sonnets
Call me Willy Whistle cause I can't speak baby
Sumthin in your eyes went and drove me crazy
Now I can't forget you and it makes me mad,
Left one day and never came back
Stayed all summer then went back home,
Macauly Culkin wasn't Home Alone
Fell deep in love,but now we ain't speakin
Michael J Fox was Alex P Keaton
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Chorus]
New Kids On The block,had a bunch of hits
Chinese food makes me sick.
And I think it's fly when girls stop by for the summer,for the summer
I like girls that wear Abercrombie and Fitch,
I'd take her if I had one wish,
But she's been gone since that summer..
Since that summer
[Verse 2]
Cherry Pez,cold crush,rock star boogie
Used to hate school so I had to play hookie,
Always been hip to the B-boY Style
Known to act wild and make girls smile,
Love New Edition and the Candy Girl
Remind me of you because you rock my world
You come from Georgia where the peaches grow
They drink lemonade and speak real slow
You love hip hop and rock n roll
Dad took off when you were 4 years old
There was a good man named Paul Revere
I feel much better baby when you're near
You love fun dip and cherry Coke,
I like the way you laugh when I tell a joke
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
[Repeat Chorus]
Bridge In the summertime girls got it goin on,
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like,
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
[Verse 3]
Bugaloo shrimp and pogo sticks
My mind takes me back there oh so quick
Let you off the hook like my man Mr. Lipit
Think about that summer and I bug,cause I miss it
Like the color purple,macaroni and cheese,
Ruby red slippers and a bunch of trees
Call you up but whats the use
I like Kevin Bacon,but I hate Footloose
Came in the door I said it before,I think I'm over you
but I'm really not sure
When I met you I said my name was Rich
You look like a girl from Abercrombie and Fitch
repeat Chorus
[Bridge]
In the summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summer girls come and summer girls go
Some are worth while and some are so so,
Summertime girls got it goin on
Shake and wiggle to a hip hop song
Summertime girls are the kind I like
I'll steal your honey like I stole your bike
[Repeat Chorus]
woah
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| summer is truly splendid |
[23 Aug 2004|01:45pm] |
top three things i do during my day:
1. read roald dahl
2. eat
3. combination of the above
it will really be a trajedy when school begins...i am debating on whether or not to go
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[24 Jul 2004|02:50pm] |
dear lovelies,
i am about to go to camp. send me email so that all of the other kiddies think i am cool.
campermail@campedi.com put my name in the subject line and include a return address so i can send you a letter back
have a good summer hoezzz
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| YAY |
[29 May 2004|06:16pm] |
i'm so happy that i am now an rhs peer conselor!!!
oh wait...i'm not
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| BUSH NEEDS A MAJOR SERVING |
[15 May 2004|11:19am] |
"God is not on the side of any nation, yet we know He is on the side of justice. Our finest moments (as a nation) have come when we have faithfully served the cause of justice for our own citizens and for the people of other lands" - George W. Bush
What wonderful words, you morally arrogant fool. Bush insists that none of us really know the 'will of God,' except that He's on the side of justice. How can we be sure, however, that our definition of justice is the same as the 'God' Bush so vehemently believes in? Bush can say words like God, justice and evil in the same sentence as much as he god damn pleases, but thats not going to change the fact that our own armed troops of 'justice' unjustly tortured innocent Iraqis.
i am offically scared.
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| SOS!! |
[10 May 2004|04:21pm] |
why did the confederacy lose the civil war?
the book entitled Why the Confederacy Lost isn't helping
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[06 Apr 2004|02:09pm] |
The first rule of Fight Club is - you do not talk about Fight Club.
The second rule of Fight Club is - you DO NOT talk about Fight Club.
Third rule of Fight Club, someone yells "Stop!", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over.
Fourth rule, only two guys to a fight.
Fifth rule, one fight at a time, fellas.
Sixth rule, no shirt, no shoes.
Seventh rule, fights will go on as long as they have to.
And the eighth and final rule, if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.
Chuck Palahniuk and David Fincher are my heroes
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